From A.I. 
Oh, IL-2 B.A.T., simulator of the skies, With your steel wings and faithful engines, You take us back in time, through clouds and sun, To relive battles, to feel the heart.
In your vast, detailed, and true scenarios, Brave pilots, in flight, sincere, Face challenges, storms, and winds, With skill and honor, always present.
Your epic missions, rich in history, Tell of glory, struggle, and victory, Every plane, every sound, every detail cared for, Makes flying an art, a dream realized.
Thank you, IL-2 B.A.T., for every emotion, For every takeoff, for every mission, You are more than a game, you are a journey through time, A tribute to pilots, an eternal example.
Blame me and my AI for plagiarism, just don't sue us, please.
I asked her (because it's she) to rewrite your text in Kipling's style.
Here you are...
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Oh, BAT, the king of war-torn skies,
With roaring wings, you rise, you rise!
Through clouds you cut, through time you glide,
And take us where the brave once died.
Your battles rage, both fierce and grand,
With pilots bold who take their stand.
Through storm and strife, through wind and fight,
They chase the dawn, they rule the night.
Each engine hums a tale of yore,
Of victors crowned, of long-lost war.
Each mission flies on history’s breath,
Through fire, through fate, through life and death.
So hail to BAT, proud bird of steel,
For every dive, for every wheel.
No game you are, but legend spun—
A tribute bright to those who’ve flown.
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