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SAS~Malone

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Re: German ground control
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 12:38:45 AM »
..maybe i'll ask someone to make us some stationary 3d sexy nurse objects, to at least give us some feeling of welcoming after a hard furball..... ;D :D
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 02:13:32 PM »
Something like this? ;D

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Re: German ground control
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 10:54:43 PM »
yeah - something just like that! Now, if we could get them in Luftwaffe, RAF and Soviet 'uniforms' , it'd be epic! Keep the short skirts, though!  ;D :D
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 02:41:20 AM »

... what about recording Cranky wife's ground controller voice ...( here just shown on an emergency  landing ...  :D )

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Re: German ground control
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 07:59:19 PM »


OH WOW! Fabulous!
A cool female voice in IL-2 !
Probably the only girl inside the entire game.
Must sound like Lily Marlene with a deep soultry sexy voice, "  :-* Daaaaarling, land
your plane in my haaaangar ... I vant to fly your vieneschnistzle "  :P
Hubba Hubba!
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 08:09:40 PM »
Quote from: max_thehitman on March 23, 2010, 07:59:19 PM
I vant to fly your vieneschnistzle "  :P


WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that is the best line of the year so far. ;D Thanx man, between the runny nose, sore throut and swolen eyes, I realy needed that lift! :D Cheeers mate!
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 01:56:55 AM »
Could we have a helga for the German side?





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Re: German ground control
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 05:44:13 PM »
Quote from: norm on March 21, 2010, 11:44:42 AM
I now drool when I am tolled to land!  ;)
Ahh yes, beautiful, you might also recall the fabulous Monica for LOMAC, she's got a gorgeous voice.  Trouble is, I heard a new album playing in the background at a friends house the other day. I said; "This girl has a sweet voice" - I was told "That's Susan Boyle" Now I feel dirty.
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2010, 02:34:56 AM »


place your votes for Susan for babe of the week... ;D :P
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2010, 04:23:21 AM »
Some of the comments are interesting. In reality, it's been my experience that controllers are rather emtionless up until the point you don't understand what they're on about, or have done something they consider incredibly dumb. Believe me, they know every put-down known to mankind. As for the women... Well... There was a controller at a certain radar facility... Oh heck, this is going to be embarrasing...
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2010, 11:04:22 AM »
Hoho, concentration camp german  :P

I bet a female britain ground control sounds like "after eight english", like in Adlertag I

"Can I have a Vector please............"
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Re: German ground control
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2010, 10:35:03 AM »
No, it was hilariously funny, but she was efficient and business like up until the point she ordered me to reverse course becauseshe thought I was about to infringe a temporary restriction on airspace. What? Say again? Then she realised I was south of Salisbury plain, not north of it. "Oh never mind" She said in embarrased haste. There you have it. Proof that air traffic controllers are human too. I have even more evidence in the Caldrail Files... :D
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