Hilfe Mord, mein Holzbein juckt, mein Blechbauch macht Musike!
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A lil late my friend. I would even had 10CHF here and it's just close for dinner break at Swiss offices. They are crazy and having a real ball around this time, try to pass swiss boarder around dinner, it can't be easier, the customs doing nothing.
My Cousin recently moved from Aarau to Lausanne, though he works in Fribourg and to my knowledge has no Internet yet. It can't be worser. Even if he would lived in Aarau for now, he's at work in the emergency room.
Have you searched for the Swiss postal services online, I know in Germany such fast impossible tasks are possible, so it should be even in Switzerland and for you a UK-Resident. And I know they're much weirdo than Germans, in a positive way.
http://www.post.ch/enLocations and
opening hours
for Tel. etc.
some have Houseservice
Call them on the phone and get a human callagent on that phone whom you say what your problem is.
To all the bad it's Saturday, hopefully one postal Men will go on the phone.
Say you need to get in contact with the Brugg or at least the nearest accessable Postal offices for that small but for you very important task, your father 80 and you must work this weekend, so can't attend his Birthday. You need to flunker a bit, german for lying, it's an emergency lie. Press the tears and go them on the nerves. If they have a heart they think about it. You'll pay for it, you have no other relatives in that area to help you out. Sth. like that. Must be a tragic dilemma and they're the only ones to help you, that's gratitude for the most. Understand?
At least you have money, they'll say Yes or No, remember swiss office times and Weekend, worse as it can be.
It's worth a try, I wish you luck my friend
10 minutes Mate, it's not UK or Germany