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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #120 on: September 06, 2012, 01:02:53 PM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #121 on: September 06, 2012, 01:08:02 PM »

Best landing EVER. How did he get it there without blowing up!?



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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #122 on: September 07, 2012, 10:12:55 AM »

Is that typhoon one real? It looks kind of shopped.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #123 on: September 09, 2012, 06:20:23 AM »

Our army has the sense of humor:

''We'll drop a bomb with a mushroom inside''
Knoking at the door with the barrel of the cannon.
Going from home to home to ask where's the enemy.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #124 on: September 10, 2012, 02:22:17 AM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #125 on: September 10, 2012, 04:01:15 PM »



"Oh wow! How did you get your Purple Heart?"
 
? "Oh, well my friends threw a 50 gallon oil drum at my head."



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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #126 on: September 10, 2012, 05:20:24 PM »

Speaking of throwing things at people's heads, see this - all 2 seconds of glory.



What you have just viewed is a British Soldier, of the 6th Airborne Division at Arnhem. Out of ammunition. Throwing a brick at a German soldier.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #127 on: September 10, 2012, 06:04:07 PM »

I love how even though he has a rifle he cowers off.
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« Reply #128 on: September 10, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »

In that situation the 98K  would have been worse than useless,
I would have done the same thing, and called in a fire mission on the tommies.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #129 on: September 11, 2012, 02:48:03 AM »

Note the bloke fires his weapon as he gets bricked though. I mean, bloody hell, hiding behind a wall to throw a brick at someone with a firearm... That takes balls. Great big brass balls and no doubt polished to the Nth degree.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #130 on: September 11, 2012, 09:17:26 AM »

You say balls, I say terrible desperation!
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« Reply #131 on: September 11, 2012, 03:28:50 PM »

I think deciding, in a desperate situation where you have no ammo and supplies, cut off and surrounded by an armed and fed up enemy, that throwing a brick at them rather than running away or surrendering is the right course of action is indicative of some considerable nads right there.
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