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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #144 on: September 20, 2012, 03:27:36 AM »
The US vs Russia
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« Reply #145 on: September 26, 2012, 06:44:12 AM »
Ok now this is how all wars should be fought.....



http://news.yahoo.com/dispute-over-islands-japan-trades-water-cannon-fire-221027982.html

Next we arm all the worlds soldiers with pillows and let them have at it. :)

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #146 on: September 26, 2012, 07:28:01 AM »
Didn't the royal navy shoot potatoes at Icelandic vessels during the cod war in a similar vein?
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #147 on: September 26, 2012, 06:51:54 PM »
LOL!!! Moggy, I love this new avatar.  8)    I think it is a keeper.
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« Reply #148 on: September 26, 2012, 09:03:47 PM »
I saw Moggy's new avatar and thought its mine (Professor Elemental) + 50 years...
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #149 on: September 26, 2012, 09:11:40 PM »
Quote from: SAS~Bombsaway on September 26, 2012, 06:44:12 AM
Ok now this is how all wars should be fought.....


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heck no!
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #150 on: September 27, 2012, 07:43:05 AM »
CW, I dont know whats in that tea cup your holding or that pipe in your mouth but I think you need a little less. :)
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #151 on: September 27, 2012, 08:51:49 AM »
What is your purpose?! Kill, kill, kill!

Then queueing in two lanes, weapons at high port, marching on the spot chanting kill, kill, kill, kill over and over.. Then,  you're at the front, you charge arms, scream AN GUAAARD! And run off to send a jump suit stuffed with straw to its maker.

Wonderful stuff, though I feel this avatar would never stoop to using a bayonet, but would probably be quite content shooting foreigners with a weapon more suited to taking out Bengal tigers...
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« Reply #152 on: October 25, 2012, 11:00:17 AM »
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #153 on: October 25, 2012, 12:03:53 PM »
I hate to think what would be the outcome if the enemy sniper gets his shot off first  :o

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #154 on: October 26, 2012, 09:02:30 PM »
What the hell is he bitching about now?
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #155 on: October 28, 2012, 08:05:17 AM »
Quote from: CWMV on September 26, 2012, 09:11:40 PM
Quote from: SAS~Bombsaway on September 26, 2012, 06:44:12 AM
Ok now this is how all wars should be fought.....


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BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD MAKES THE GREEN GRASS GROW DRILL SERGEANT!!!


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