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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #204 on: February 09, 2013, 05:58:48 AM »

Siri, it is time to invade Russia ?

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« Reply #205 on: February 09, 2013, 12:09:43 PM »

  HAHA

 Siri: Adolf, yes.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #206 on: February 19, 2013, 07:05:39 PM »

once you open the package the value decreases
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #207 on: February 25, 2013, 05:45:22 AM »

Laughed so hard at this:
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #208 on: February 26, 2013, 06:11:33 AM »

They'll get 200 or so fakes....
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #209 on: March 10, 2013, 09:06:37 AM »


found this over at the cheezburger network...
not exactely military, but funny, if maybe somewhat offending to beardbearers  :P
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #210 on: March 11, 2013, 12:01:29 AM »

"Please re-submit for further disapproval."

Simple but effective... funny if you are saying it.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #211 on: March 15, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »

Budget cuts are tough....



The one guy you dont want to go into battle with......

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #212 on: March 15, 2013, 03:27:05 PM »

LOL that is the Russian or Warsaw pact country army?

Judging by their AK's 

ANYWAYS.... Gentlemen in florida who would like their trucks with a nice deal (Erhem Wildchild :D)
 
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« Reply #213 on: March 15, 2013, 03:28:29 PM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #214 on: March 15, 2013, 09:00:31 PM »

HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #215 on: March 15, 2013, 09:49:47 PM »

Yup Wildchild. Though I prefer a SturmGewehr better. 

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