it'd probably be animal cruelty, but there's an easy solution for your problem
batteries, apu, fuel flow, magnetos, ignition. or something to that order. plus if it doesn't work, there'll be angry insects all over the place, but you're moving away at reasonable speed...
by the way moving, that volkswagen looks like it starred in a werner movie ("volles rohr", was it?).
now for "my" joke (actually isn't mine, seen it somewhere on here but not in this topic):
the scottish RAF pilot said:
there were fokkers above me, fokkers below me. fokkers ahead, and fokkers behind me.
and those fokkers were flying messerschmidts...