The Five Things You Never Want To Hear In The Army:
A private E-2 that says: "Well, when I was in basic . . . "
A second lieutenant that says: "Well, in my experience . . ."
A platoon sergeant that syas: "Don't worry, I've got a plan."
A company CO that says: "You know, I've been thinking . . ."
And a warrant officer that says: "Hey guys! Watch this!"