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Kilo

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #96 on: June 28, 2012, 01:33:08 AM »

Run Mr. Taliban.



Listen and laugh.


Marines singing the taliban song (true marines joke):

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #97 on: July 08, 2012, 09:21:17 AM »

The Five Things You Never Want To Hear In The Army:

A private E-2 that says: "Well, when I was in basic . . . "

A second lieutenant that says: "Well, in my experience . . ."

A platoon sergeant that syas: "Don't worry, I've got a plan."

A company CO that says: "You know, I've been thinking . . ."

And a warrant officer that says: "Hey guys! Watch this!"
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« Reply #98 on: July 08, 2012, 11:32:26 AM »

The Five Things You Never Want To Hear In The Army:

A private E-2 that says: "Well, when I was in basic . . . "

A second lieutenant that says: "Well, in my experience . . ."

A platoon sergeant that syas: "Don't worry, I've got a plan."

A company CO that says: "You know, I've been thinking . . ."

And a warrant officer that says: "Hey guys! Watch this!"

Funn I posted that on facebook a few days ago in the form of a picture

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #99 on: July 08, 2012, 12:29:45 PM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #100 on: July 08, 2012, 03:40:36 PM »

Remember having skippy's list posted up behind the cq desk for awhile, good times
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #101 on: July 19, 2012, 01:29:04 PM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #102 on: July 19, 2012, 05:07:27 PM »

Who is this Kony chappie, then?
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« Reply #103 on: July 19, 2012, 06:02:16 PM »

Who is this Kony chappie, then?

Joseph Rao Kony is the head of the Lord's Resistance Army, a Ugandan guerrilla group. While initially enjoying strong public support, the LRA allegedly turned on its own supporters, supposedly to "purify" the Acholi people and turn Uganda into a theocracy. Kony has been accused by government entities of ordering the abduction of children to become child-sex slaves and child soldiers.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #104 on: July 20, 2012, 10:55:10 AM »

Consider yourself wah'd, sir.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Wah%27d
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« Reply #105 on: July 20, 2012, 01:54:43 PM »

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