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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1008 on: September 21, 2021, 04:50:45 AM »
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1009 on: October 24, 2021, 06:52:39 PM »
Quote from: SAS~Ghost129er on July 07, 2021, 12:03:01 AM


I generally piss on the floor if the option is viable.

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1010 on: October 27, 2021, 09:31:50 PM »
You’ve got to be clinically insane to carpet a bathroom.
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1011 on: October 28, 2021, 01:31:26 AM »


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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1012 on: October 28, 2021, 03:44:20 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1013 on: October 28, 2021, 04:00:28 AM »
That one is excellent, Shakaali !
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1014 on: October 28, 2021, 07:04:54 AM »
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1015 on: October 28, 2021, 12:02:01 PM »
Quote from: P51vsFw190 on October 27, 2021, 09:31:50 PM
You’ve got to be clinically insane to carpet a bathroom.

Guess my family belongs in the mental hospital...
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1016 on: October 29, 2021, 12:23:08 AM »
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1017 on: October 30, 2021, 02:13:41 AM »
We used to do a skit when we were bored.

We would drive to a village pub and my friend Marc would walk in with dark sunglasses on and a walking cane making out he was blind.

I would get us a couple of pints, then after we had drunk them I would go to the toilet.

Marc would then pretend to panic, yelling for me. He would swing around banging on the furniture, knocking lasses over, etc. until I came running out of the toilet.

I would then apologise to everyone, clam him down and walk him out to the car.

I would help him into the DRIVERS SEAT, and then run around to the passenger seat and we would tear off watching the stunned faces of the punters in the pub.

Boys will be boys
 
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1018 on: October 31, 2021, 09:51:54 AM »
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #1019 on: October 31, 2021, 11:39:18 PM »
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