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[FL2070]

An American and a German go out to get sausages at a sausage vendor.

They buy their sausages, and they are very large.

They both take one bite, and gag, as the sausages are very bad.

The American says to the German, "Man, these are the worst! Absolutely gross!"

The German replies "But they taste terrible!"

[<Gunny>]

How To Bathe A Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog

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[FL2070]

[shahryar]

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gets the
beer and then says, “That’ll be ten dollars.” The kangaroo pays but says
nothing. Finally, curiosity gets the best of the bartender and he says,
“We don’t get many kangaroos around here.” The kangaroo says, “At these prices, you’re not going to get many more.”

[SAS~Storebror]

Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?

[LameHawk]

From the most authoritative British Broadcasting Corporation:

[ZtheE]

At least they got the Messerschmitt part right lol

[SAS~Storebror]

Our german politicians.
Cracking professionals.

[Knochenlutscher]

dt and tt is a neat difference, Messerschmitt was the name of the brand and guy.
Not Messerschmidt, that's a Transports and Logistics CEO here. Has nothing to do with Flying or BOB. But we never know.

Here's an update from BBC, hidden in their Archives they found the matching Guncam shots.

[SAS~Storebror]

Yep, looks almost right, except for that the broadcasters mistook a head-on for a "chase"

[LameHawk]

Today I notice that the picture has been moved to the top of the article.
And the text has been removed!