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SAS~Bombsaway

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #588 on: April 08, 2017, 06:01:07 AM »

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week.
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #589 on: April 11, 2017, 01:54:05 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/wnjkoFs.mp4

Breathtaking realism in BF 1

 o_O
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #590 on: April 11, 2017, 03:48:07 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/wnjkoFs.mp4

Breathtaking realism in BF 1

 o_O
o_O LOL the physics and graphics in that game look awesome, I am just too old for FPS
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #591 on: April 12, 2017, 01:59:02 AM »

Trying to persuade Mrs Noakes that our house is too big for us now that the kid's have left home.....
We need a smaller place, nice and quiet just off the beaten track.......

 

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #592 on: April 12, 2017, 03:48:56 AM »

And in case of you still want to socialize...


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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #593 on: April 12, 2017, 04:16:38 PM »

United Airlines?
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #594 on: April 12, 2017, 04:40:36 PM »

I'll take this one ...

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #595 on: April 22, 2017, 07:56:09 AM »

Always liked this one



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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #596 on: April 25, 2017, 03:55:21 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #597 on: April 25, 2017, 06:43:01 AM »

http://forum.aviaskins.com/showpost.php?p=165174&postcount=578 - recursion is still possible..
I'm sure it's just me, so please enlighten me: Where's the joke?

Best regards - Mike
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #598 on: April 26, 2017, 06:32:56 AM »

You and me, I'm afraid
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #599 on: April 26, 2017, 09:01:17 AM »

Me as well,

I don't get it.
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