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Stainless

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #648 on: July 25, 2017, 09:55:30 AM »

A very sensible man talking to a floppy forehead called Piers Morgan.



I am sorry if it is purely for the English speakers, but a TV presenter arguing with mathematics........ damn killed me the first time I saw it.

Since this video I have watched several videos of the Polish MEP who has been replaced by the muppet in the above video. He's a very smart man and I would vote for him.
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #649 on: July 27, 2017, 05:04:26 AM »

Anyone not seen this?

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #650 on: July 27, 2017, 05:22:34 AM »

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LameHawk

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #651 on: July 29, 2017, 08:21:55 AM »

You won't believe what I caught today



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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #652 on: July 30, 2017, 01:44:47 AM »

Whist flying over Uzin's Irkutsk map my Gnome Omega 7 started to overheat......
I had to make an unscheduled stop at a pretty little village a few kilometers North of Irkutsk.....










Struck me as just the quiet little place you need to live in when you're perfecting helicopter FM's    ;)

Cheers

Alfie

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #653 on: July 30, 2017, 05:01:24 AM »

Armyknife

Funny, but in fact: cheap vodka at USSR times was sealed with a plastic stopper in alcohol factories, so that a regular army knife was used, no corkscrews.  Same with cheap vine. &, finally, colognes and lotions to this day have screw caps (a favorite swill of alcoholics called to the Soviet Army) :P
PS:The most notorious alcoholics among soldiers took a bucket of water, dissolved alcohol-containing chemicals, defended, so that the liquids were divided into layers, then made a hole in the bottom and drained the unnecessary.
    The most desperate smeared on a piece of dried bread Gutalin (issued to all soldiers for cleaning boots). When the bread was soaked, cut the shoe with a knife, and ate the bread. Sometimes they were buried (if the doctors did not have time to save from poisoning).
PSS:In my time (1970-80), in the Soviet Army, I met soldiers drinking lotions and alcohol-containing chemicals (when they could not get a normal swill). And such alcoholics served only in the Building Battalions, where they were expelled from other types of troops. Same was with officers in best case scenario. In the worst case they were deprived of their titles and expelled from the army without the right of restoration.
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #654 on: August 02, 2017, 11:45:05 PM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #655 on: August 03, 2017, 01:54:12 AM »

You won't believe what I caught today




But you should see the one that got away!
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #656 on: August 03, 2017, 02:44:28 PM »

That's the way to do it



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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #657 on: August 07, 2017, 03:04:36 PM »



Hit me! Hit me! :)
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #658 on: August 07, 2017, 11:40:23 PM »

They could have chosen a better beer than Heineken Donkey Piss ! Beuark !
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #659 on: August 08, 2017, 10:32:00 AM »

You are insulting  donkeys.
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