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LameHawk

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #696 on: November 20, 2017, 08:00:29 AM »



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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #697 on: November 24, 2017, 03:13:53 PM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #698 on: November 24, 2017, 05:42:23 PM »

Seems realistic to me. Those KC-130's can get pretty slow................. :P
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #699 on: November 25, 2017, 06:36:30 AM »

Well - they do seem to be in trouble when helping helicopters out
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #700 on: December 01, 2017, 07:59:53 PM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #701 on: December 11, 2017, 12:50:26 PM »

Designate Drivers

You the driver. Na you the driver. Na you the driver.
I think I'll have a shot of whiskey now, were are home !
What do you mean home ? Everything is upside down !
- You drink too much !
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #702 on: December 11, 2017, 09:26:43 PM »





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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #703 on: December 14, 2017, 04:38:01 PM »



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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #704 on: December 14, 2017, 05:10:05 PM »

All right. Where did you get the picture of me? :)
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #705 on: December 15, 2017, 09:13:35 PM »

So today I was given the job of creating a rough draft for an exhibit at the Air Museum. The exhibit features diesel aircraft engines as its focus. I am in charge of writing the paragraph or two that will be the first thing that people see when they enter the exhibit.

So I went to my computer and turned it on in order to start typing but the moment I log on it tells me that it needs to do an update. The estimated time for the update was around two hours and it didnt give me the choice to wait a day. So I had no choice but to run it and wait.

At that moment I realized that, “Oh shit! This thing is due tomorrow and it’s 9:00pm. I’ve made a terrible mistake!”

So I went upstairs to get my backup typing instrument.

This is what I see on my desk right now:



There are two problems with this setup, 1) Everyone in my house is asleep right now and typewriters tend to made noise. And 2) I need my fingers to actually work tomorrow because Im doing riveting.

I can use the internet on my phone as I am doing now but it is way more tiresome to type on here.

Consensus.......I’m screwed!


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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #706 on: December 16, 2017, 05:42:22 AM »

Condolences, James. This is the situation when we say: "Press the red button ... and rest in peace"  :P

This is especially for LameHawk:


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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #707 on: December 16, 2017, 08:40:45 AM »

Thank you - I can easily see myself there - at the left  o_O
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