Also a communist joke from my country
2 men talking on the subway
-Do you know the difference between Hungary, and China?
-Tell me Smith
-What's happening in China makes you smile. But what's happening here is complete ridiculousness.
At this point a 3rd man joins the conversation
-Comrade Smith. Do you know the difference between the subway, and you?
-N...No?
-The subway keeps going but you're coming with me