Hey Sloppy,
About 12 years ago, I had a contractor foot my bill to Sioux City for an "in plant" inspection of some gear. It seemed like a fine place, since I married my beloved from Wichita, Kansas. The strip club, that he "insisted" I accompany him to, literally shoving a 20 in my face...was fabulous.
Corn fed, and Corn fused.
Love the gals out there. If they are anything like my Kansan...they wanted to get the hell out of there...fast.
We live in Tampa, now.
Cheers