It's shocking how many people here have prawn allergy. Really. I feel very lucky that I have none. I used to have hey-fever, which ruined all my holidays when I was a child, but as the only gain of ageing it's gone now. Proper allergy is more serious, it's not just a nuisance as hey-fever is. I wish you all all the best in the hope that one day you can enjoy prawns and seafood.
Gents, could anyone please type "prawn" and "airplane" into the search box of his browser, so that we could finally reconciliate James who's obviously going mad in case you fail to do that
very soon.
James, relax, we're just enjoying our lives and irony, and I will be forever proud of being called a 'conceptual nightmare'.